Inside The Greenhouse, You Will:
 1ď¸âŁ Stop blending in and start being chosen
 2ď¸âŁ Let your sales page do the hard work for you
 3ď¸âŁ Close sales that donât rely on constant output
Youâre not imagining it.Â
People are paying attention. They save your posts. They reply âthis is so good.â
But sales still depend on you being present.Â
On "opening the cart" again.Â
On hopping into DMs and talking people through a yes.
You've been telling yourself "this is just part of the job"
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But if sales stop the moment you step back,
something upstream isn't doing its job.
Tell me if this sounds like you...
đ¨ You can close in the DMs with your eyes half-closed, but youâre tired of every sale requiring a personal tour, a Q&A, and some light acrobatics
đ¨ The same clients keep coming back (love them), but you secretly miss the thrill of a total stranger buying without needing a DM courtship
đ¨ You can ramble about what you do like a podcast episode, but turning it into one sharp, memorable sentence feels harder than choosing your next Netflix binge
Everything changes when your words make buying easy
âJust found youâ messages
People discover you, binge your content, and come in already decided
Sales Without the Back-and-Forth
Your messaging converts overnight while youâre asleep without a single DM exchange
A Waitlist That Fills Itself
Interest accumulates in the background instead of resetting to zero every time you stop selling
No Big Events Required
Revenue comes in without needing launches, lives, or high-energy pushes
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It's breaking down right nowÂ
because you havenât fully named the one-in-a-billion thing you do that no one else in your niche can replicate.
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Your unique process.
Your "secret sauce."
The thing clients thank you for but you wave off like itâs âjust how I do it.â
Since thatâs hard to put into words, you end up filling in the gaps yourself.
In DMs
On callsÂ
instead of having words that do the heavy lifting
and take her all the way to "I want this. I'm in."
What you need instead isÂ
 Core messaging that lives in a single place
 A sales page that converts
 An inbox full of warm leads
So you can stop
đ Building on an unclear foundation
đ Echoing the same talking points as everyone else in your niche
đ Scrambling together content that doesn't convert
If your messaging strategy so far has been:
đ Downloading â30 viral reel hooksâ instead of saying something only you could say
đ Treating your sales page like a checkbox instead of like your guiding star
đ Going ten rounds with ChatGPTÂ asking it to "refine this" instead of owning your unique point of view
The Greenhouse is where that finally changes.
Youâll finally walk away with the words that make people go, âI need to work with her... yesterday.â
The 3-month messaging sophistication incubator that turns your existing audience turns into paying clients today
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SIGN UP NOWHere's how it's gonna go down...
Phase 1
Your 1:1 Positioning Interview
This is where we pull the real gold out of your head.
Within your first 7 days in The Greenhouse, we'll hop on a 60 min 1:1 call where I listen for the things you donât realize are your edge. The way you think. The way you explain. The sentences that make people lean in.
After the call, youâll get a custom Messaging Map.
This will becomes your new home base. The place your language lives so youâre not starting from scratch every time you write.
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Phase 2
The Sales Page Makeover
Now we put those words to work.
Youâll build or rebuild a sales page that doesnât just sit there looking pretty. It answers the real questions, shows why youâre the right choice, and makes buying feel easy.
Your sales page finally runs in the background to do the work of selling so you donât have to.
Phase 3
Engagement Boosters
I'll teach you my crazy simple method that pulls my lurkers out of the woodwork and gets them to reach out to MEÂ
and ASK for the link to join.Â
Spending an hour making a reel is so 2025.
Spending an hour per week chatting back and forth with real humans who have already thought about joining your program?Â
That's what we do in The Greenhouse
Hey! I'm Kaelynn.
In the past eight years, my own businesses have brought in $1.6 million in sales
All while raising four kids under eight, never hiring a full-time employee, and working less than 25 hours a week.
Iâve never had a zillion followers. And I can count on one hand the number of times Iâve had more than 100k views on a reel.
But what I have had is messaging that converts. Which is why:
- My first course made $100,000 its first year with 1,400 on my email list.Â
- I regularly fill my groups from my waitlists with a ~75% conversion rate.
- In the past year, I've enrolled 100+ women into my signature program with 1,200 followers. Â
I know how to create offers people actually want and talk about them in a way that makes them irresistible.
I can help you nail your messaging so that chasing clients or praying for more views becomes the old thing you "used to do."Â
Here's what you get inside The Greenhouse
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A Custom Messaging Map Made For You
Your best words usually show up in conversation, then disappear.
The Messaging Map captures them in one clear place. It outlines how you think, what you do differently, and how to explain it without rambling or re-explaining.
Once it exists, you know exactly what to say and where to pull it from.
A GPT-powered Sales Page Draft Builder
You wonât be asked to come up with the words on your own. The builder writes your sales page with you, one section at a time.
It writes you 3 options for each section. You pick the one that sounds the best. Â
It pulls from your Messaging Map so your strongest selling points donât get watered down.
By the end, the page is written and you didnât have to wrestle with a blank Google Doc.
3 Deep Sales Page Reviews
Friends donât let friends publish AI-sounding copy!
Your sales page will go through 3Â intentional rounds of review, each focused on a different job the page needs to do.
1. Format + Clarity
We'll make sure all of your "conversion holes"Â so we can keep your conversion rate above the industry standard
2. Personality + Vibe Check
We'll pack your page with personality and punch so it creates an emotional reaction she can't stop thinking about
3. Visual Review in your Template
We'll ensure layout, hierarchy, and design all work together to guide them to an easy "yes"
Engagement Boosters
You know when someone watches every single story you post⌠votes on your polls⌠maybe even reply once in a whileâŚbut they never quite cross the line into actually joining?
Engagement Boosters turn passive attention into conversations that move her to a YES.
Iâll show you how to open loops that invite replies and respond in a way that naturally moves someone forward instead of stalling out in small talk.
Youâll have GPT tools to help you with this too, so the conversations youâre starting are about the transformation you sell, not random engagement for the sake of it.
2x Monthly Live Content Review Calls
Twice a month, we review your real content. (Drafts, posts, emails.)
You get clear feedback on whatâs landing, whatâs muddy, and what to tweak so it converts better.
This isnât another course you forget to log into.
Itâs a 3-month hands-on incubator built to help you see results quickly.
In 3 months, youâll lock in how you talk about your offers, clean up your sales assets, and create content that actually leads people to buy.
Words that keep selling even after you close your laptop.
The Greenhouse is your next step ifâŚ
đą Youâre opening the doors to your group or mastermind and want to have new faces you haven't worked with yet apply
đą You want for evergreen sales for your service or course that roll in consistently, even when youâre not in launch mode
đąÂ You want to raise your prices, book farther out, and build a waitlist
The Greenhouse is NOT for you if...
â You're just getting started and haven't sold an offer yet
â Youâre hoping for results without consistently showing up and applying feedback
â Youâre looking for copy-and-paste templates or ChatGPT prompts instead of learning how to communicate your own message from your heart
What Greenhouse Members Are Saying
"Within the first month of The Greenhouse, I closed a $10k client and went on the have the best month in my business."
KRISTEN PAULSEN
@trutarget
"My sales page ended up converting at 14.3%"
ANNE MILLER
@rethinkingsuccesswithanne
"I launched my SLP membership over the weekend and already have 30 members who joined!! Yay!!"
JENNIE BELEN
@thelatinaslp
"I was able to fill 8/10 spots in my challenge. Another offer filled 9/10 spots."
ALLISON CONVERSE
@calmcottagecoaching
"Attending ONE of the Greenhouse calls ignited the path to creating a $2,400 launch and an $8,000 pay in full client using the strategies that you taught me."
ANNA BRINKWORTH
@annabrinkworthcoaching
"After I joined The Greenhouse, I hit my first $10k month. If you need help with messaging, she's your girl."
MICHELLE HARRIS
@madewithmichelle
"I just had my first ever back to back $10k months!!"
STEFANIE WILL
@stefwillcoaching
 Messaging that convertsÂ
 Content they can't forget
 Sales that roll in
Say goodbye to...
đ Saving posts because âI might use this laterâ
đ Rewriting your bio for the third time this month
đ Skipping another day of selling because you donât know what to say
Ready to join the 12-Week Messaging Sophistication Incubator?
Join The Greenhouse today
Monthly payments
$499/MONTH FOR 3 MONTHSPay in full
$1499 ONE-TIME PAYMENTFrequently Asked Questions
How much time will this take each week?
Can I use this for multiple offers?
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What if Iâm just starting my business?
What types of business owners will I meet inside The Greenhouse?